Roku Announces Streaming Socks

In a surprise news release, Roku announces Streaming Socks. The Roku Streaming Socks are a revolutionary breakthrough in streaming media players and TV entertainment. The Roku streaming socks use motion sensors to control your Roku player. Roku is branding this new technology as Happy Streaming Socks.

Roku Announces Streaming Socks

The Roku Happy Streaming Socks use highly-sensitive built–in motion sensors to control your Roku. All of the same commands on your Roku remote can be performed hands-free using the Happy Streaming Socks. 

Check out this clever ad that demonstrates this revolutionary technology.

Roku Happy Streaming Socks

Key features include:

1) Highly-sensitive built–in motion sensors: all commands available on your Roku remote can be performed hands-free.

• Motion sensors allow you to swipe your foot to browse your home screen
• Tap your toe to select
• Click your heels to play
• Wiggle your toes to access free entertainment, like that on The Roku Channel

2) Toe-toasting technology

• Press the Roku tag to warm your feet from balmy to blazing temperatures

3) Anti-loss technology: we’ve integrated our popular remote finder to ensure you never lose your socks!

• Simply push the Sock Finder Button and follow the beep

Purchase the new Roku Happy Streaming Socks at the low cost of .01 Bitcoin.  Learn more at Roku.com starting April 1, 2018! Trust us, your feet will thank you. 

Happy Streaming!

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